kind of a subtoot, knives
Come to think of it, why *does* practically nobody have Swiss Army Knives? They're tiny, relatively cheap, come in cute colors if you like, and are super handy. Nail file, small screwdriver, small pry bar, short knife, tweezers, and scissors. (And a "toothpick", though it's not of much use for that most of the time.)
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