Going to attempt a motherboard replacement. Feeling like @sundog after realizing that the new one is nontrivially smaller and scheming to make it work, maybe.
Ah, turns out they sent the wrong motherboard, and I didn't entirely space out on what I needed. 🎉 We'll see.
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