bad, religion, wild hypothesizing, drugs re: hot jesus take Show more
@bobby_newmark Setting aside the fact that the blood bring referred to was already external to the body (and therefore could be alcoholic without having immediate ill effects), and that many Christian traditions believe in a version of transubstantiation which doesn't mean it was necessarily ever *in* a bloodstream...
Maybe Jesus was just really well adapted? It's not like it was a port or something. Or the right combination of CNS stimulants and GABA inhibitors?
@er1n Oh yeah, definitely, sorry.
Also probably would have been easier if I'd even just left the wheels off, and thrown a blanket over the step edges or something.
It made it down in one piece without damaging anything, but there was definitely a "well, uh, I guess I'm committed" point of no return. Much easier with two people, I'm sure.
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